OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Michael Jackson Skateboard

Michael Jackson Skateboard

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

 

Kim Kardashian's Half-Assed Workout

Kim Kardashian's Half-Assed Workout

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Seethru

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Seethru

She's definitely less annoying when you can see half her boobs.

 

Wimbledon Daily Hot: July 3rd

Wimbledon Daily Hot: July 3rd

Elena Dementieva was defeated today at Wimbledon in straight sets by one half of the Muscular Sisters. Thus eliminating all of the hot and our interest in tennis.

 

That Squirrel was a Terrorist!

That Squirrel was a Terrorist!

Trying to smuggle nuts to Al-Qaeda? Don’t even think about it, or end up like this guy here! And now you know and knowing is half the battle!

 

Monster Pig Killed

Monster Pig Killed

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

 

Mary-Kate Looks Like Death

Mary-Kate Looks Like Death

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.

 

Paris is High

Paris is High

More from the Paris Exposed files! It's official: she's totally baked!