It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

From "Paris Exposed" – her old boyfriend exposed her ass!

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

This is Disco Duck's older brother.

When art is combined with the dirty mind of a 5-year-old, amazing things are created.

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Sure to relax even the fussiest of adult men.

I thought she got reconstructive surgery on her spam-stomach? Apparently it still looks like a 55-year-old-sunbather's abdomen.

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!

Even on the train, Japanese men have a strategy for getting an eyeful of panty. Klassy.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.