We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Easy there Spidey, you're a married man.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Looks like the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" gets a girlfriend in the upcoming Ghostbusters III.

When the court of public opinion tries to convict Jake Gyllenhaal of in fact prefering the company of men, these pictures of Reese in a bikini will not help matters.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

He truly understands what courtside seats are all about.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.