Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

That's some sexy makeup!

We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.

Guess when you're retired you've got a lot of time to yourself.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

Britney's doing her best Sydney Brisco impersonation, but unlike the real Alias spy, Spears sucks. Guess what Brit: we know it's you!

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

On-lookers said that Kate and Pete Doherty looked "out of it." Yeah, never would have guess that one.

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

I guess the Vagina Monologues came to this town. Still weird.

Guess what, Britney? Kevin's trying to get back together with you! "Oh NOOOOOO!!!"

Somebody can't hold their peepee. We'll let you guess which one.