Doesn't look great on everyone.

It's really cool if you maintain a sense of humor.

How was your weekend?

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

Reports of Paris being a lesbian are false, she's only into her own lady bits.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

The great part about this costume is the hours after the party when you try and find her ac/dc input.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Ok so she isn't famous, but her husband is. If this woman gets any bigger her breasts are going to pop off. Great to have much naked fun time in America!

Rihanna needs to spend less time under her umbrella and more time at the Dermatologist. You are rich, you have no excuses!

Heidi Montag took the form of a great white shark and nearly swallowed her Hills arch enemy LC. Unfortunately, neither was injured.

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.