Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

(rollover the picture to reveal the shocking conclusion to this picture's title!)

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Cute puppies make bad news better.

Lucky microphone.

...or so this poster will have you believe.