Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

Why is Lohan dressed like a civilian from some Orwellian novel? Those silver shorts are mighty dykish looking. Shame, you know better.

Deer's have given up the forest and moved straight to the suburbs. You best accept it.

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.

Judy Garland was a damn good looker.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

This is the best way to make sure the terrorists don’t win.

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.