OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Barack Obama Is Gay

Barack Obama Is Gay

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

 

Salma Hayek: Golden Globe Winner

Salma Hayek: Golden Globe Winner

She wasn't even nominated, yet she still won. Cheers.

 

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

 

Glittery Poop

Glittery Poop

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

 

Golden Girl

Golden Girl

Not so smug anymore, are you France? This girl did not receive the gold in "bladder control".

 

Jacko Monkey

Jacko Monkey

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

 

Diddy Likes Boobs

Diddy Likes Boobs

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.