Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

This first thing I thought when I first saw the pink iPod was, "wow, if this could only be used by girls to masturbate." Little did I know.

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

Who doesn't like Asian girls on roller skates? Bastard people, that's who.

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.

So who's walking who, here?

Uhhhhhhh… this is just WRONG.

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!

Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

You can tell she's European by the kind of acid she's on.

This adorable kitten tries to gross out girls by dressing like a frog! Silly!!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

That little Coppertone Girl is legal. Finally!

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

Are you an automatic lesbian when you give another hot girl a wedgie?

Nothing is sexier than girls who don't know when to stop putting on underwear.

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

This girl can be our best friend(with benefits).