Word on the street is that Hugh Hefner is planning a proposal to his number-one girl friend, Holly Madison. Go for it, Hef!

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

This is no laughing matter, Brit-Brit! You done lost yo' damn marbles, girl!

Holly Madison has probably had some plastic surgery. Just sayin'.

Petra Nem-cova your nips, girl!

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Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

But the awesome part is, those girls were still REALLY impressed.

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

This first thing I thought when I first saw the pink iPod was, "wow, if this could only be used by girls to masturbate." Little did I know.

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

Who doesn't like Asian girls on roller skates? Bastard people, that's who.

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.

So who's walking who, here?

Uhhhhhhh… this is just WRONG.

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!

Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

You can tell she's European by the kind of acid she's on.