Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

Is that Waldo or that dude from Rocky IV?

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

This is Demi Moore and now you don't have a boner for her.

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

There's fine print for everything. A shame.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.