It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

Presidents get all the chicks.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

I'm sure he's just fixing a button.

Chicken Hawk or Chicken Whore?