George Clooney Is Up In This

George Clooney Is Up In This

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

 

Bush & Obama Discuss The Big Move

Bush & Obama Discuss The Big Move

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

 
 

Clooney's Girlfriend Rules

Clooney's Girlfriend Rules

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

 

Bush is a god

Bush is a god

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

 

Impeach Bush

Impeach Bush

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

 

Bonin' in the Bushes

Bonin' in the Bushes

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

 

Sissy Boy Clooney

Sissy Boy Clooney

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

 

Clooney Eats Brains

Clooney Eats Brains

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

 

Bush is a Butthole

Bush is a Butthole

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

 

Kanye Headroom

Kanye Headroom

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

 

Clooney is Manorexic

Clooney is Manorexic

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

 

Women Look at Faces, Men Look at Crotches

Women Look at Faces, Men Look at Crotches

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

 

WWGWBD?

WWGWBD?

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

 

Celebrity ButtPlug: George Bush

Celebrity ButtPlug: George Bush

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

 
 
 

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