It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!