Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

We support Dog and Cat marriage.

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

When gay chicks march.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.