...is pretty funny.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Hmmm....this guy actually looks delicious.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Except for this guy.

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

These guys were once world famous.