Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.