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What's Weird About This Picture?

What's Weird About This Picture?

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

 

Anna Faris Marries Some Fat Dude

Anna Faris Marries Some Fat Dude

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

 

Here's Your Obama Shirt, You Socialist

Here's Your Obama Shirt, You Socialist

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

 

Circle of No Life

Circle of No Life

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

 

Dita Von Teese Looks Funny

Dita Von Teese Looks Funny

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

 

Mini-Me Will Beat You In Mini-Golf

Mini-Me Will Beat You In Mini-Golf

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

 

Today's T-Shirts

Today's T-Shirts

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

 

Claire Danes Sits Funny

Claire Danes Sits Funny

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

 

Jim McCarrey

Jim McCarrey

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

 

Heigl Has Humps

Heigl Has Humps

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

 

Jeff Goldblum Is Shirtlessly Confusing

Jeff Goldblum Is Shirtlessly Confusing

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

 

Britney Has A Bra, Still Not Decent

Britney Has A Bra, Still Not Decent

Y'all was yelling at her for always having her mammary glands poking through shirts so she put on a bra. What more do you want?

 

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

 

Chuck-e-Weed

Chuck-e-Weed

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

 

Grandma's Corpse Smells Funny

Grandma's Corpse Smells Funny

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

 

Paper or Plastic?

Paper or Plastic?

I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.

 

Roller Coaster Rip-Off

Roller Coaster Rip-Off

Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.

 

Pussy Cat Dolls Almost Boob-Flash

Pussy Cat Dolls Almost Boob-Flash

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

 

Kanye is a Douche

Kanye is a Douche

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.