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Slinky on a treadmill |
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Crackhead at Funeral |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
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You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.
If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!
Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.
She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.
Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.
"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."
We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.
Y'all was yelling at her for always having her mammary glands poking through shirts so she put on a bra. What more do you want?
If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.
"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"
The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.
I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.
Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.
During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.
Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.