...is pretty funny.

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

Presidents get all the chicks.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.