Jody Sweeten sure is acting RUDE, in these photos.

Metal can be found anywhere.

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

Paris wanted a very *full*-coverage tan in Hawaii, and didn't care who saw!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?

Misha had a full-on nip-slip when her tiny titty fell out of her frilly frock! Dang, that's a tongue-twister!

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Heavy Metal fans come in all shapes and sizes.

If you have an office full of alcoholics then maybe you should get yourself a Vodka cooler!

Nothing tastes better than some nice shinny metal shoved in your mouth.