We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

Back in the day, Benoir's wife wrestled for the NWA and dressed like a psychotic KISS fan.

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

Another passionate celebrity kiss from the MTV Movie Awards '07!

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

These little guys REALLY need the Kiss boots.

A weird message for the back of one's undies….

Getting to second base with this lion is a little trickier, however.

Izabel Goulart is French for "sexy sexy ooh la la."

I would call this table sexist, if I didn't just LOVE what it does for my décor.