Way to get back on the radar, Elizabeth.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Presidents get all the chicks.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.

If you don't have good dreams, Bagel, you got nightmares.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

Looks like the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" gets a girlfriend in the upcoming Ghostbusters III.

Which is another way of saying, "Justice has been served!"

Christina Aguilera shows that the only way implants can get more fantastic is mommy+implants.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".