If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

Guess what, Britney? Kevin's trying to get back together with you! "Oh NOOOOOO!!!"

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!