...if cheater on the set of your TV show was actually cheating.

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Christina Aguilera shows that the only way implants can get more fantastic is mommy+implants.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?