Out of your league, thankfully

Out of your league, thankfully

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

 

Yeah… I am not hungry anymore

Yeah… I am not hungry anymore

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

 

Bird Food Shoes

Bird Food Shoes

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

 

Black Magic

Black Magic

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

 

Wooden Horse Sculpture

Wooden Horse Sculpture

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

 

Crocodile Attack

Crocodile Attack

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

 

Black History Month

Black History Month

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

 

Nicole Richie Eats!

Nicole Richie Eats!

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

 

Chinese Food

Chinese Food

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

 

Fake Nails - Snack Food

Fake Nails - Snack Food

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??

 
 

Pho Shizzle

Pho Shizzle

Korean food is fo' realz, fo' sho'!

 

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