Finally, a cure for diabetes!

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

These colors don't run. …Away from a fight.

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??

The 100-Calorie Fast-Food Diet!