Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

The only way to fly.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

Audrina's new boyfriend makes us go W.T.F.

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

She's the world's first "special" supermodel, that's for sure.

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.