No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

These colors don't run. …Away from a fight.

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.