I always knew she had one.

Who knew meth made you tipsy too? Awesome!

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Standing next to Fergie and Donatella Versace kind of makes Megan Fox look like a fellow tranny.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

Fergie is now selling handbags that are apparently are made out of Kilts… and is that piss on her pants… again!? Oh no.. It's just sweat.

Fergie looks like the poster child for the Theory of Evolution. Who walks like this and what's with those curlers? Jesus!

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

And yeah, she's probably high, too.

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

Did the tranny-tastic singer have work done on her face? Only her plastic surgeon knows! (But we say yes.)