Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

Fat Tranny or Britney? Either way, you lose.

American Idols should be thin and beautiful, not fat and radish haired. Boo Fantasia, boo.. And I don't mean the term of endearment.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.