Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

Our illustrator Joe-Zee recently did a movie he did with Eddie Murphy. Eddie was jealous that Joe-Zee looked so good in the fat-suit.

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

For the little kid in all of us.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

Celebrities were once children, too, you know! God they're ugly.

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

Brad & Angelina have an ugly family. Just kidding.

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

Rest your head on the face of a mediocre comedian! Just kidding, we love Ben Stiller. Except for Along Came Polly, that movie sucked.

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.