Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.

He must be hitting the buffets with Schwarzenegger these days.

Kim Kardashian has an amazing fat ass. I just had to post this photo.

What a clever photoshoot! A girl as useless as a Barbie, poses as a doll!

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

The question all women ask: do these pasties make me look fat?

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

She's still too fat – those ribs should be sharper. Chunko.

Ol' girl is at it again with her sloppy partying ways! But... what a tease!

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

I'm actually more fascinated by why that girl's pants look like rubber. Weird.