We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

The Spice girls continue their "comeback" tour and started it off with a lip-sync spectacular this weekend. Posh didn’t even sing, she just stood there and looked like an alien.

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

Wow, it looks like a huge swollen pair of lips with lipstick only on the upper lip. Of course you have to blur your vision to see it, but how else are you expected to look at a fat person?