Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

Our illustrator Joe-Zee recently did a movie he did with Eddie Murphy. Eddie was jealous that Joe-Zee looked so good in the fat-suit.

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.

...Now with less saturated fat!

This is Jean-Paul Gaultier's lingerie for today's healthier eaters!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Why do fat kids always have to be the stupid ones?

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

Awww. This cute little puppy ate all of your kids. Adorable!