Finally, a cure for diabetes!

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??

The 100-Calorie Fast-Food Diet!

Korean food is fo' realz, fo' sho'!

The kid is learning about the good things in life.