I've tried this method, and trust me, it works!!

The sign letterer guy thought he was SOOOOO clever.

This guy is EXTREEEEMEly handicapped.

This guy knows a good burger when he eats one! Delish!

You MUST stay away from this guys underwear.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

We don't get it. Does this guy think the other dude's show is tasty?

We bet these guys never get made fun of.

I bet these guys never get made fun of.

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

We wonder if this guy has a bad ear wax problem.

The guy standing next to Dick is "Delicious in the Morning!"

They're not the Adam's Family, not the Munsters, and not even the Brady Bunch. They are the Weird Family! Weird!

20 inch Dubs on a Schwinn bike? This guy is da bomb! DA Bomb! HE'S THE IZZLE! THE DIZZLE!

This guy doesn't really look 18. Maybe eating underwear ages a person. Who knows?

Everybody cried when this guy accepted his diploma. They cried because they were inspired by him.

This guy makes LiquidGeneration's Helga The Help look sexy.

Somebody should put this guy out of his misery. What a little bitch!

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.