Birkhead prevails! Hooray for the real daddy!

What a cool guy -- let's his wife do nudie photos. Nice.

Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

These little guys REALLY need the Kiss boots.

Wow. You think this guy has a hard time getting jobs now?

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

Brad & Angelina have an ugly family. Just kidding.

Seriously, guys, as if being tennis players wasn't gay enough to begin with.

We all know strip club patrons are creepy (well, everyone ELSE is creepy) but this guy wins the Creepy Stare Awards.

This guy is the king of burgers. We won't tell Burger King's lawyers, though.

This is even better than the picture of the naked guy painted to look like Spiderman. Yeah, that guy was creepy.

With a clever tattoo like that, it's a wonder this guy never gets laid.

This is the guy Miss Piggy cheated on Kermit with.

Uhhh… I don't want to see the guy that put up this sign!

Whoever makes these bkinis has a sexy sense of humor.