If you don't know who Paul Banks or Helena Christensen are this is just a mildly amusing pic of a dude touching himself next to a topless model, if you do know who they are it will melt you mind!

Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

Wow, we don't know about you guys, but a storm of hungry is brewing over here!

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

This guy is going to get so much ass tonight! Oh, he just threw up on himself? LIGHTNING ROUND!

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.