Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

...is pretty funny.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Hmmm....this guy actually looks delicious.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

Except for this guy.

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

These guys were once world famous.

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.