Why are they pointing down?

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

Who knew meth made you tipsy too? Awesome!

Sum41, more like Sum2bCups.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!