You so want to bone Audrina's bones, don't you?

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

It's like a candle, inside his head.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Yum! Gorilla Boogers make a delicious snack for any slob!

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Meat legs. She has them.

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

(rollover the picture to reveal the shocking conclusion to this picture's title!)

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

No.