If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

This picture needs a Unicorn Chaser, for sure.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.