For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, as well all know and her boobs are getting bigger by the day! Waldo now thinks they are a good place to hide.

Remember 98 Degrees?...We don't think Vanessa does either or else she wouldn't be getting naked in front of Nick.

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.

Put your hands in the air where we can see them, so that we may also see your boobs.

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Becks boobs beckon below!

Tara's got the most cock-eyed boobs I've ever seen. Therefore I must gouge out my eyes to see no more.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Apparently they are too big for their own good! How nice!

...on her boobs. But who doesn't?

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

The best part of the boob is the underboob. Thanks for illustrating that for us, Heather.

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.