You really have to think before you post. Never forget that, fools.

Dude, you are so doing it wrong.

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Finally, a cure for diabetes!

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

Too soon?

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

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The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

And the internet responds to the bailout.

Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.