Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.
Somebody please warn Madonna that veins eventually explode after taking too many steroids. And her penis will shrink.
Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.
Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.
Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.
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