...And he's still an ugly man. Booyah!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

White people are always keeping the black man down.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

Pink is a man that every confused dyke can go for.

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!

The good news is, he's sponsored by Visine!

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

This man hates his wife? Does that make him a hater! Boo!

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.