This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Nobody tells Adrian where to perch, stupid sign pushers.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.