Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

Don't you just want to eat him?

Don't walk in his path or he'll eat you.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Elizabeth Swan is a captain.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!