George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

Jenna and her Ogre of a boyfriend where caught making out at a local nightclub. Or he was eating her whole, who knows.

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

This is what they eat in New England all the time. It keeps their strength up.

Havidol is the first and only treatment for Dysporic Social Attention Consunmption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Ask your doctor!

This used to be Nicole Richie's hero. Then she died.

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

Eat this cookie and you'll get 1UP!

The best-tasting cake you'll ever eat.

Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

This guy knows a good burger when he eats one! Delish!

We hope they at least EAT the slug after they abuse him.