It's like a candle, inside his head.

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

It's hard to tell the difference but one is a millionaire and the other is cute.

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

Madame Tussaud's has done it again… Kate Moss is wax-ified!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

His ears are weird looking – oh, wtf???

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

We wonder if this guy has a bad ear wax problem.