OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Chuck-e-Weed

Chuck-e-Weed

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

 

Suzanne Somers Is Leatherface

Suzanne Somers Is Leatherface

Suzanne Somers is practically a leather handbag at this point. She has spent more time under the UV lamps than a hotdog at the Kiwk-E-Mart.

 

El Barto

El Barto

Graffiti on the outside of the Kwik-E-Mart in Burbank. El Barto lives!!

 

Real-Life Kwik-E-Marts

Real-Life Kwik-E-Marts

A dozen 7/11 stores have been transformed into Kwik-E marts as a promotional campaign for the Simpson's Movie.

 

Britney Undercover as Bad Santa

Britney Undercover as Bad Santa

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

 

Motlëy Cruise

Motlëy Cruise

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

 

E!vacuation: Seacrest Out!

E!vacuation: Seacrest Out!

The E! Entertainment Television building got a bomb threat this morning, but luckily Ryan Seacrest got out alive! (With his Aston Martin.)

 

Tommy Lee's New [Stripper] Girlfriend

Tommy Lee's New [Stripper] Girlfriend

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?